1. Cher opens the show with ""Ain't Nobody's Business"" and a monologue about how clumsy she truly is. 2. Wayne tries his hand at promoting the new ""Mr. Grinds Coffeemaker"" 3. Cher performs a medley of ""Witchy Woman"" and ""Honky-Tonk Woman"" 4. Wayne sings ""Feelings"" 5. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) imagines herself hosting her own variety show. Appearing in a format copied from the ""Cher"" show, she opens her show with a song (""The Lady Is a Tramp""), flashy entrance and comedy monologue, taking questions from the audience. 6. Steve tells Cher that ""it's great to be here"", until he finds a better place to be. 7. Donna Jean Brodine (Cher) pitches the ""Mug-omatic"" 8. A mad hypnotist (Steve) terrorizes the patients at a doctor's office. 9. Cher sings ""Do Right Woman, Do Right Man"" 10. The Spinners perform ""Could It Be I'm Falling In Love?"" 11. Regular Gailard Sartain appears as a TV evangelist, accompanied by his gracious wife (Cher), preaching on his new ""Money Works Miracles"" program