1

Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail

2019-09-09

2

Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad

2019-09-09

3

Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal

2019-10-14

4

You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad

2019-10-21

5

Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk

2019-10-28

6

Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles

2019-11-04

7

On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer

2019-11-11

8

Man Turns Home into Home Depot

2019-11-18

9

"Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation

2019-11-25

10

Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist

2019-12-02

11

Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona

2019-12-09

12

Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record

2019-12-16

13

We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer

2019-12-23

14

One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars

2019-12-30

15

True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien

2020-01-06

16

Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz

2020-01-06

17

Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys

2020-01-13

18

Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria

2020-01-20

19

Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds

2020-01-27

20

Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?

2020-02-03

21

Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off

2020-02-10

22

Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America

2020-02-17

23

Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People

2020-02-24