We follow Juhahn Jones’ pursuit of and relationship with Selena Ortega, the whip smart and sexy Afro-Latina who just moved into the neighborhood. But this isn’t a love story with a happy ending. Despite Juhahn’s (half-assed) attempts to embrace monogamy, temptation lurks around every corner, and there’s no shortage of women from Juhahn’s past that Selena – and her dark side – will inevitably cross paths with. Jealousy, rage, and murder ultimately take center stage, and not surprisingly, Juhahn is oblivious to it all. Think modern day Boomerang meets The Omen, and bae is Dexter.

Burb Patrol follows the workplace adventures of Randall, an uncompromising by-the-book security guard and his partner Alex, an unmotivated slacker as the duo keeps the members of a gated suburban community safe against a slew of first-world problems.