Grandpa Slava is the oldest of the Midland vampire family. They live quietly. They live by the law. They live the unremarkable life of an ordinary Russian family and they never kill humans – ever. Although, of course, everyone knows they drink blood. And when some lifeless corpses are found in a birch grove near Smolensk... their peaceful life falls under threat.

After the murder of the customs chief, Andrei Golovchenko is appointed in his place. And immediately, a friend of Andrei's youth, Bogdan, appears in his life. In the past, Andrei's beloved Evgenia preferred the ambitious Bogdan to the reliable Andrei. Now Evgenia and Bogdan have everything for the happiness they so longed for – wealth, status, power. They now need Andrey only to maintain their external well-being. Big people and money are involved in the case, but Andrei has principles...

In the One Call bar, anyone can call a deceased loved one by agreeing to a deadly game of Russian roulette. Investigator Andrey Morozov is looking for his missing son, and all the evidence leads to a mysterious bar that appears in different places, leaving behind the bodies of dead visitors.

Victoria Chernova lives up to a certain point, as befits a beautiful bird in a golden cage – without thinking much about anything. She has an exemplary husband and child, a beautiful and rich house, cheerful and successful girlfriends. And there is not a single wrinkle on the forehead, because all the problems have been solved for years to come. But suddenly it turns out that fate gave her all this once in advance. Moreover, now Victoria must repay this debt: so, one evening her husband unexpectedly announces that he has found another... That same evening, Vika is forced to start a new life: without money, with a child and a small suitcase of things, she moves to live with her son's nanny. And now she needs to earn at least some food somehow… Victoria is forced to get a job in an ordinary supermarket. Unexpectedly for herself, she will suddenly make a career in it. And he learns the real price of everything and everything: money, meanness, and love.

Collection of satirical sketches, telling about the decent inhabitants of the Patriarchal Ponds and their obscene stories. The series includes touching, outrageous and full of love intimate stories that are not accepted to speak out loud.